I think it is VERY important in this world for everyone to have white teeth. I am not one of those stuck up bitches who thinks everyone should carry a designer bag or can only wear clothes from high end stores (mostly because I cannot afford this....I am hoping to be in this category soon, just pretending I am against this way of thinking due to the financially unfortunate situation I find myself in currently, most call it unemployment) but I think it is CRUCIAL to have white teeth. It is now more affordable than ever with Crest White Strips. I am not a commercial or paid to endorse them (or again, as stated I would not pretend I was above making Jimmy Choos a MUST HAVE) but I know they work.
FACTS:
1. Today, my bff told me her goal was to have teeth as white as mine.
2. My dad is constantly telling me "you could be a teeth model"
3. My teeth are my most complimented feature.
So here lies the truth that you can be overweight, unemployed, and often bitchy...and still get compliments! Now, is $35 worth that AND keeping your dignity while preventing others (mainly me) from talking crap about your stained teeth?
ANOTHER FACT:
I once refused to date a guy who had really grossly yellow teeth and begged his friend to tell him to bleach them. He refused. And so did I to ever talk to him again.
HINT FOR THE FUTURE:
If you find yourself in this situation with friends, significant others, or family members...I suggest you just buy them a box of CWS's and leave them on their doorstep. They will never know it was you and you can feel good knowing you really helped someone. If they ask you about it, say, "wow, that was really nice. Hell, it's free you may as well use them!" And we are solving the problems of the world....one tooth at a time.
*Sidenote: I just realized two of my favorite things in life are both abbreviated CWS. That is of course the aformentioned Crest White Strips and...the legendary Crunch Wrap Supreme. LOVE IT.
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